Sunday, October 19, 2014

A Naked Halloween and it's issues

What to Wear, What to Wear



I know it may come to a great shock to you all but even as a nudist Halloween is a fantastic time of year. There is always that joke about what do nudists wear for Halloween. Just because we like to be nude as much as possible we still like to dress up, kind of.

Ever since I could remember as a kid I loved trying to figure out what I'd be for Halloween.  It's the age ole question this time of year.  What are you going to be for Halloween?  Have you got your costume? Oh the pressure of it all.  Decisions, decisions.  I was never good at making decisions. I'll spend an hour at a restaurant just deciding on a side item.  If you pick the wrong costume then you have the whole off season regretting that outfit.  I can't go through it all.

Also at this time of year you have to see how many Halloween parties that you may be invited to or decide to go to.  If you have a bunch of free time do you go to them all?  Do you wear the same outfit to each of the parties?  Well this year I have just one party that I will be going to.  It must be an off year.  Maybe it's the economy.  Maybe it's the rush to Christmas that we just haven't had time to settle into the fact that it is Fall and Halloween is upon us.

This year I'll be spending my Halloween party time with my naked friends.  Yep, I'm one of those naked people you'll ask, "what do you wear to a naked Halloween party?" Oh, it should be easy you say.  Everyone just runs around naked and eating candy.  It's not that easy.  The problems are even greater now that you think we'll all be in the same outfit.  If you go to a naked party then you have less items to make you stand out or be recognized from the next person.  When you are naked with a group we tend to all blend together.  That's one of the points we try to make to outsiders that want an idea of what goes on in these type of environments.



When around other naked people you quickly see that there is nothing shocking any more since we are all on the same level.  No one is really dressed up.  No one has the in style fashions or newest shoes.  When around clothed people you may say to yourself , "wow, look how tight her jeans are" or "Does that shirt really go with that outfit?"  Maybe you don't even acknowledge what people are wearing.  BINGO!  You don't always go around judging other for what they wear unless you are in Wal-Mart and you see another web site submission.  Well the same goes true for being at a nude party.  You don't go around judging what others don't have on or what body shape that person is showing off.  You are now just at a party with people you know and some that you may have just met.

Maybe it is just me but I still stress over being at a naked Halloween party.  Are you saying quietly to yourself that I don't practice what I preach?  It's not the nude thing that I will stress over, it's the fact that it's Halloween and I need to pick a costume.  I told you that it's been a stressor since a young kid.  Being nude just adds another dimension.  If I'm already going to have little or nothing on then how do I make a costume that is Halloweenie enough and also staying true to the nude self in me?  This takes years of building costumes for Mardi Gras parades, World Naked Bike Rides and other stage events that allowed for skin viewage.  There is always body paint that can be worn but what if you end up sitting on a couch or rubbing up against people by walking though a kitchen?  What if there is a pool or hot tub?  That won't work.



I believe I have a fun outfit this year.  It'll all be about how I pull it out and if I can keep it on all night without bending to the urge to just be naked and skip it.  In addition, when you go to a Halloween party you tend to come to the front door all dressed and ready for your grand enterance.  Um, I don't think I can knock on this person's door dressed the way I would for this party.  Now I can't strip then go get dressed because it would throw off the mystery.  Since at nude parties you don't always have private areas to undress, I'd need a little area off tot he side so no one gets a peek until the full outfit is ready.



Wow, ya I may need therapy for over analyzing this one but hey, "It's a party!" I need to have my game face on or at least face paint.  I hope no one Snickers but there will be Good and Plenty naked people.  You will definitely be able to tell who is a HERSHEY.  You'll know who is an Almond's Joy because they have nuts and you'll see those that don't.  There better not be any sword fighting between any Three Musketeers.  One thing I do enjoy is seeing all the beautiful and different size MOUNDS in the room.  It doesn't matter if you are a little bit CHUNKY.  It's all about body acceptance if at Halloween, Christmas or whatever holiday you wish to be naked at.


1 comment:

  1. You can show up at my door in full costume or completely naked any time you want. lol. Rick R

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