Two more things to do while nude

Camping

When life has you on the ropes one of the best ways to get back in stride is to get back to nature.  Join the chipmunks and the raccoons and find that secluded piece of prime forest real estate.  Put your tent up and throw your sleeping bag down.  The next step is where the one with nature begins.  Strip off the hiking shorts, t-shirt and undies and let the little woodland creatures know that the bare skinned human has invaded and is ready to let it all hang out.  The quiet seclusion lets the worries of being nude, if you have any, melt away as you are now miles away from the busy rat race .  The smell of pine trees, the slow walk to collect firewood along with  complete refreshing nudity will bring the average day of camping into a Zen like weekend vacation.  As the sun begins to set don’t forget to grab some wieners to dangle in a roaring camp fire.  The glow of an evening flame will warm your woodland bare skin and put to rest a full day of nature nudity. 

       Drive a car

It may happen when you’re driving home from a friends pool or it may happen on an extremely hot day and your car’s air conditioning has been broke all summer long.  This activity is one of those that we do most every day.  We get stuck in traffic on our way to work or we may take a tour of the country’s back roads but when it’s done while completely naked it can be one of the most amazing rushes of adrenaline there is out there.  The challenge of this task is high up there due to truck drivers that can peer down or that unlucky event that you might run a red light or drive a bit over the speed limit and have a cop pull up behind you.  The amount of risk is totally up to you.  Mile after mile of your naked drive you become bolder in your shifting.  Imagine if you could do all this driving naked and be paid for it.  One day there may be naked pizza deliveries and you will already have this adventure on your resume.  In the future there may be a hot steaming sausage pizza at a doorstep near you. 

Two things to do in the nude...Yes, I've done both

        Stand- up comedy

To have a stage alone for all to judge you is a goal of a very select breed.  Speaking in public is known to be a worse fear than death.  One suggestion is to imagine the audience naked or in their underwear.  Well for the stand- up comedian the stage is a place of comfort and a time to shine in the audiences eyes.  There is no reason to imagine the audience naked if you are in fact more naked than the lady in the front row.  Your jokes could be the worst rotten eggs ever thrown on a stage but who will even be paying attention while you hide very little behind that microphone stand? Deliver your best one liners and blue comedy and feel the rush that comes from the applause.  If your audience doesn’t crack a smile then turn the other cheek and make them double over in laughter as they know hear how a naked Jack Nicholson would sound as he lathers up in the shower.   Take a bow as the lights go down but remember to face the audience or you may leave them with quit an ending act.




and/or

Strike that downward dog, cobra or bow position and feel the stress leave your body and relaxation come over you.  This exercise routine is a cross between meditation and stretching.  It’s also a perfect excuse for  shedding your clothes.  All the various poses that are within a full yoga program are increased by your ability to get into the position without interference of t-shirts, sports bras or even yoga pants.  You would think yoga pants were made for this activity but so was your naked body alone.   Yoga is a program that can be accomplished in most any setting whether it be in the gym, at home or even in the office.  Naked yoga may not always be accepted in your surroundings  but your exercise program shouldn’t be hindered by such thoughts of restrictions.  If you must remove yourself from objecting eyes then take your yoga class to a field with warm breezes blowing and strip to your healthiest level of nudity.  Feel  nature welcoming all parts of your body back to inner peace.   A full session of naked yoga will reward you with flexibility, better posture and more time you can say you were nude throughout the day. 




Twist your mind, body and soul (When in the nude)

In the Beginning, “they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed. Genesis 2:25

Naked, Nude, Au Naturel, Bare, Nekkid, Bareback, Undressed, Stripped, Topless, Full Frontal, Exposed…

However you like to call it, the bottom line is that your bottom line is free to blow in the breeze.  No matter what age, race or gender you are we have all experienced the feeling of being naked.  Hopefully we experience it each and every day in a nice hot shower or bath.  From the minute we are born we are introduced to the world in what has always been known as our birthday suit.  We were delivered in the best outfit anyone could tailor make for you.  Throughout the rest of your life people will try to create fashions to cover that perfect outfit and convince you that what you are wearing on the outside is more in style than what is being covered up.

For those that have been raised as a nudist or those that have found the joys of being naked on a regular basis you will know the benefits of letting the sun touch every inch of your bare skin.  Many nudists will say it brings the feeling of instant freedom from all that life throws at you.  It’s a way to strip off the day’s problems and stresses of a nine to five job.  Where is it written that naked joy stops after you step out of the bathroom or bedroom?  It’s time to expand your bare senses and shed your clothes for an adventure that is free of charge and free of laundry detergent.

The feelings and thoughts a person gets from being naked is as varied as the amount of activities you can do while in the buff.  You may still be a bit embarrassed to even strip in the gym locker room and you may be the one who has to undress in the a bedroom even when alone.  There are others out in the world that experience a rush of excitement or extreme giddiness when prancing around in the flesh only outfit.  Whatever your level of comfort with your body or whatever you body style, nudity offers a change of mind frame, outlook on life and openness like any other.  If unchecked, being naked can become an addiction that no 12 step program can cure.  It’s the purest adrenaline rush on the market these days.  It costs nothing  and is offered to all that breath the air today.  

So now...My Friday edition to this blog will be an item that is suggested that you try in the nude.  The list is a mile long but I'll let you go in easy with just one a week.  If this nude wave goes unchecked this blog may turn into a nude blog everyday.  I'm not sure all of my readers would want that.  If you have noticed that the bottom of each blog is a fortune cookie style saying with (In the nude) following.  It just goes to show you that any saying or activity is just made better by being in the nude.

I'll start you off with an easy one.  There is no reason to shock your system.  This is also an item that many of you may already do but you don't have to admit to me.  The use of technology is ever at our fingers.  There are new laws being passed about texting while driving .  There is no law about texting while nude.

  In the good old 20^th Century you could stroll uninhibited around your house completely naked while chatting it up with your friend or even your boss when you call in sick in the morning.

It’s the 21^st Century and communication between individuals has come down to keyboards and screen names.  These days a person can instantly reach out and touch someone.  The only problem with this type of communication is deciding which method to do the reaching.  If you are naked it is quite easy to send a Twitter post, a Facebook status update or even an E-mail.  Now if you wish to bring the level of excitement up a level with your technology minded nude self then go ahead and text the person or even put it all on display on your webcam while you Skype your friends and neighbors.  Cell phones have also become the playground of the nude exhibitionist.  All you need now is a cell phone of any level and a full length mirror and you have yourself a photo studio ready for “sexting” with your coworker.  As technology upgrades faster and faster there may be a day when all communication is done through some sort of camera input.  If that is the case then your hidden naked butt will now be visible for your friends, insurance agent or chiropractor will see how you have successfully avoided tan lines while on your last vacation to Mexico. 

Send your favorite blogger a text (In the nude)

A New Beginning

Pushing the Restart button

When your computer or phone freezes up you have to push the restart button or turn it off and turn it back on.  When your lights go off in the house you have to hit the breaker to get yourself out of the darkness.  When the day goes dark or your job or your relationship or just life in general starts to freeze up on you, it's time for a restart.

There are no do overs or time outs in life but you damn better know that you can have as many restarts in life as you wish.  Restarts in life aren't hidden from you.  They are there every minute of the day like little get out of jail free cards that you hid on yourself under the Monopoly board.  They are there whenever you feel life is stale or broken.

Unfortunately many don't see that life has begun to be a never ending cycle or pattern and have doomed themselves to routine by their own blindness.  When blind to your self imposed routine you don't even know you need a restart.  When you lie to yourself and accept your routine that's when you need a restart.  It would be nice if we all knew the exact time for a restart and therefore kept life moving at an exciting pace.  The majority of us have to be kicked in the head to realize that our software is out of date ie. job, friendships, hobbies, choices, you name it.

At any given moment you can make a decision to restart, whether it just be a bad day or a bad period of your life.  New Year's resolutions are full of restarts.  Everyone wants to get in shape after January 1st.  That's all fine and dandy but don't forget that you can get in shape any day of the year.  Don't give up on that new goal or objective because you didn't get the results you wanted right off.  I said that restarts are free and can be used at any given time.  Restart your goal every morning.

A great way to restart is to go outside your comfy zone.  Do things that you never would.  Try things that scare you.  Meet new people that you may have cast judgement on previously.  Only by seeing what's down the road less traveled will you find the location of happiness or a new successful adventure.

If you find a great new adventure through a restart please let me know because I'd love to join you.  Some of my great new friends were through restarts.

When you're pissy more than happy then that is a glowing clue that it's time to restart.  Don't worry the world will still be here after your restart, it will just maybe have changed a different shade or shape but it's still a world worth living in.

Make the same choices, get the same results.  Make daring choices, get a variety of results (in the nude)