Sunday, June 29, 2014

Two more things to do while nude

Camping


When life has you on the ropes one of the best ways to get back in stride is to get back to nature.  Join the chipmunks and the raccoons and find that secluded piece of prime forest real estate.  Put your tent up and throw your sleeping bag down.  The next step is where the one with nature begins.  Strip off the hiking shorts, t-shirt and undies and let the little woodland creatures know that the bare skinned human has invaded and is ready to let it all hang out.  The quiet seclusion lets the worries of being nude, if you have any, melt away as you are now miles away from the busy rat race .  The smell of pine trees, the slow walk to collect firewood along with  complete refreshing nudity will bring the average day of camping into a Zen like weekend vacation.  As the sun begins to set don’t forget to grab some wieners to dangle in a roaring camp fire.  The glow of an evening flame will warm your woodland bare skin and put to rest a full day of nature nudity. 

       Drive a car


It may happen when you’re driving home from a friends pool or it may happen on an extremely hot day and your car’s air conditioning has been broke all summer long.  This activity is one of those that we do most every day.  We get stuck in traffic on our way to work or we may take a tour of the country’s back roads but when it’s done while completely naked it can be one of the most amazing rushes of adrenaline there is out there.  The challenge of this task is high up there due to truck drivers that can peer down or that unlucky event that you might run a red light or drive a bit over the speed limit and have a cop pull up behind you.  The amount of risk is totally up to you.  Mile after mile of your naked drive you become bolder in your shifting.  Imagine if you could do all this driving naked and be paid for it.  One day there may be naked pizza deliveries and you will already have this adventure on your resume.  In the future there may be a hot steaming sausage pizza at a doorstep near you. 

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