Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Cleaning the house is not always our favorite thing to do unless...

Cooking



Cooking for me is a major way for me to relax after a long , stressful day at work.  It's a way to control all that is in the oven and prepare a meal just how I want it.  When in the right time and situation I obviously will strip off everything to get fully into the ingredients.  For some odd reason I seem to be naked more times in the kitchen than in my own bedroom.  All those utensils used just right . :)

Aprons were meant for messy cooks and those who wished to fry bacon in the nude.  Feel  free to whip off that apron and break out your favorite recipe for lasagna.  Now that you are naked in the kitchen let the ingredients fly.  If naked pasta isn’t your thing then maybe a nice sautéed T-bone steak would meet to your delicate nude palette.  Some say that God’s original plan was for there to be naked vegetarian’s in the garden of Eden.  If that’s the case then why did he have to mention ribs?  For the average person the majority of time spent in the home is in the kitchen.  You must be comfortable in your favorite room so strip down and browse the cookbooks for a recipe that will allow a braising of warm broth upon your naked body.  Don’t let the microwave cheapen this adventure.  Preheat the oven for a full home cooked meal with nothing but the napkin getting in your way of experiencing nude delicious delights.  Don’t forget to save some leftovers for tomorrow’s nude reheating. 


Cleaning

It may be OCD or just my way of feeling centered at home but I need to have things clean and in their correct place. I need the dishes in the \correct pattern and the counters wiped off.  Mmmmm, the feeling of walking on a freshly vacummed carpet.  It may be because I just have to be naked doing everything but cleaning the house seems to require it.  It's not a job we all want to do but find a better way to do it.  If you put a ca,era on me you'll see me after 10 pm every night and on Tuesday mornings running around the house naked with a vaccum or doing the dishes.

It’s a necessary evil, it has to be done.  Grab a dust rag, a vacuum or a broom and prepare to make your surroundings sparkle.  You may want to dress as a French maid or just play the part with just an apron on but total nakedness will bring a weekly eagerness as never seen before.  It’s  a great excuse to run around your house naked with a bottle of window cleaner.  Once you finish cleaning the shower, just step in and turn on the water.  What’s even better is to bring all your dirty dishes with you to the shower and suds the pots and pans while you let the shampoo set in.  It’s a time for perfect naked efficiency.  So much can be cleaned while in the nude.  You must not forget all that laundry you can get done while naked.  It makes total sense to wash every bit of clothing at one time.


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