Nature Fest 2014
It may have been blazing hot as a normal St. Louis Summer would prove to be but it was not going to stop me from enjoying my weekend. When you plan an event or a vacation or even lunch you can't predict the weather. You have to take your chances on what the rain or sun Gods thrown at ya.
The awesome Teya King had wanted to do an outdoor StlBared event in the form of a camping trip for quite some time. We wanted to give our nude crew some outdoor time together in nature and watch the good times happen before our eyes. If you think an outdoor event with Teya will just be hot dogs and tent stakes then you don't know Teya. She will book it, promote it as if it is a new show on the Vegas strip. Come hell blazing temps or Jack Frost nipply weather a Teya show or event will be a blow out.
The plan was for our Bared members to start the RSVP number but through advertising and marketing the numbers were bound to grow. Although event locations ended up changing that did not stop us from baring it all in the wilderness. Even though the sound band backed out on us, Edick's way played on into the late night hours.
I began my experience by showing up early on Friday to assist in setting up the campground. I barely got out of my truck when an ATV pulled up. This was my time to be shown around and explained the lay of the land. There was a lake. There were springs, gazebos, tree houses and chickens galore. Yes there were farm animals all over the property roaming free as if not a care in the world. Within a few hours naked people would too be roaming the grounds without a care in the world. But before all that took place I had to mow some grass. I was over joyed.
"Can someone get me a drink? I'm sweating my ass off!" It didn't take too long in this extreme heat wave to make begin a large dose of swamp ass. I have never looked so much right out of the shower without even being in a shower since my days in the desert around 29 Palms. The heat was oppressive. Could I survive this weekend? Could I find it in me to enjoy being naked in this weather? That's how much this lifestyle means to me and the friends I have around me. I laced up my tennis shoes and decided I think I can make it. It also helped that I fixed the AC in the A frame building and made a nest by myself in 73 degree temps.
The first night at the campground found a bunch of naked friends circled up telling naked war stories and laughing the night away one drink at a time. It was good to see the regulars and always a blast to see the newbies show up to see what we are all about. We are always a welcoming bunch and may all at ease the best we can.
The next morning I woke up with a big cock crowing in the morning and welcoming me to another naked day. For a moment it was bizarre to to walk to the common area wearing what I fell asleep in. "Ummm, did I forget something?" Since I'm an old pro at this I continued on with my morning greetings and nawed on a banana and granola bar for breakfast. After breakfast I decided to freshen up by taking a shower wherever I could find a high pressured hose to rinse the soap off. Oh, I didn't skimp on the loofa either. I spoiled myself with a good scrub down.
Since these are the days of the ALS ice bucket challenges I thought this was the best time to pour ice water all over myself. It was quite a team effort to make the video just right in the name of Spencer. Please press play for your viewing pleasure.
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Now that the goofiness is done with in the morning it was down to serious artistic endeavors. One of my passions is the product of great scene through a camera lens. This weekend there had been planned a Nudes in Nature photo shoot. Time to put my hat on backwards to get creative. The perfect scenes and all filled in with sweaty nude bodies. It was like chocolate combined with peanut butter. It was like Peas and carrots. What a combo. I could feel the juices flowing all the while seat dripped into my eye. I got down and dirty for this shoot. I wasn't going to miss an angle. I get into my shots. For a bonus I get sprayed down for another shower from another helpful nude participant. They didn't miss a bit of dirt. If they did then I wouldn't have been allowed back into the pool.
These are some of my favorites from the weekend.
It truly took it all out of me once I out my camera equipment away. It was all I could do to finish a hoggie sandwich that I had been nursing all weekend. The last bit of energy was devoted to listening to a great blues band that came out to serenade us naked people under the hot starry night. I was spent. The heat and activities had done me in. No matter if I was in my element as a naked ass me I craved AC. I took my sweaty ass once again back down to the A frame alone and stinky. The AC felt great but didn't help hide the fact that I was Naked and Afraid out in the middle of nowhere in pitch black darkness. Jason from Crystal Lake or residents of a past by gone era were sure to show up. With every creek or bang on the building my nerves were worked up to a frenzy. Oh God, please don't have a shadowy figure enter the room. I said please don't! That story and how it ended will be for another blog.
Once again my cock woke me up early in the morning and pointed me to the truck where the salvation mobile was parked and ready to see the highways. It was a blast and sure to do it again once I rehydrate. What a fantastic way to spend one of the hottest weekends in 2014!
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