Sunday, July 20, 2014

Gardening

This is a combo of two Zen level relaxation methods.  There is nothing like working in the lawn pulling weeds or trimming the rose bushes than to do it while completely naked.  The bonus of it all is that you will not only get the cucumbers picked  and the hedges pruned but you will avoid a dramatic farmer’s tan while your  white bum that is pointing in the air.  In order to complete this task you will have to do your gardening at night or have a large enough yard as to successfully not give your neighbors that eye full of your flowers in bloom.  The risk level is high but the benefits will be two fold with all the work you got done.  If you grow your tomato plants large enough you may be able to slip throw the rows undetected but if your garden only consist of potatoes then you may want to wear a sun hat so you don’t burn your shoulders.  Watering your garden in the nude is a whole other adventure and one that requires that the gardener be fully hydrated.

        Hiking

There is no where for ticks to hide when you don’t even let him fall into your shirt collar, pants inseam or even your underwear when all you have on our your expensive hiking boots.  Get back to nature again with this exercise routine .  All those that have hiked a few miles in the back passages of the Rocky Mountains can attest to the beauty found around every rock, bush pine tree.  The hiker behind you can now find the beauty in the bare butt leading their way up the path.  When that hidden waterfall reveals itself to you , you no longer have top hesitate on whether or not you shed your clothes to feel the refreshing mountain water cascade over your now tingling skin.  There is just something about being in the back woods that calls out to let your body mix with the mountain air and feel the freedom of nudity. 

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